naked intentions

i arrived on the scene with naked intentions
and that's how i'd like to depart
whoopee !
so-o-o-o ???
how deep and profound !

who didn't show up
in dire need of nappies
and an insatiable lust for the nearest damp tit ?
and it's...."me first or else !"
is the name of the game

who cares to leave with a hiss or a thud
or a series of decreasingly discernable gurgles ?

naked intentions !
naked intentions !

it's what i presented to my first girlfriend's dad
and his to his ad infinitum
naked intentions are just what they are
at least they're not laced with cheap liquor
or wrapped in an old trollope's garter

or perhaps....???

just what do i sincerely
hope to accomplish
through this brazen act
of social intercourse ?

well, if you find me not naked
and unable to function
would you please strip me down
to my most naked intentions
and leave those intentions exposed
along with whatever pretensions
presented around or about
it's all better left unadorned